Fingers And Tubes In Every Orifice: Quote of the Night

By Ian on May 18, 2007 in Humour

You have to draw the line on any job:

“Sir, as a nurse, I will clean your ass, I will wipe your ass, I will even stick my fingers up your ass. I will exhaust every effort to save your ass. BUT, I will NOT go so low as to kiss your ass. And rest assuredly, if you continue to piss me off, I will not hesitate to kick your ass! Now plant your ass down or I will take your temperature with my boot!”