Regarding the 12 new rules for entering Alberta:
- Bring your own house.
- If going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school and hospital.
- If going to Edmonton, wear your flak jacket. This is the murder capital of Canada.
- If driving to Edmonton, it is also the auto theft center of Canada.
- If you are bringing drugs, head to West Edmonton Mall, the drug capital of Canada.
- If you are looking for work, look no further. Minimum wage is $5.60/hour.
- If you work downtown, parking costs $ 8.00/hour.
- If you are able to buy a house in Calgary, why not spend the money on a 15 year holiday.
- If you drive a Hummer, look out. We have the highest gas prices in Canada. ( The Alberta Advantage.)
- In Edmonton we have 5 hospitals. 10 years ago we had 7. Don’t come here sick.
- In Calgary the population has exploded. The last road was paved 12 years ago. Calgary is a no parking zone.
- Remember the Cowboys etc. beating the Indians? It is payback time. They own all the Casinos here.
Edmonton even has a hockey team that was so bad this year that they took out a full page ad in the papers to apologize. But no tickets were refunded.
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