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Just for fun. I found these in an old file while cleaning up files on my hard drive.

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

Red lorry, yellow lorry.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
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And on YouTube here are many more. The following one is from Japanese TV.

Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Africa, and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from America, and had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw the house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a hugedinner on the table.

The third man married a woman from Holland. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every night. He said, the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything and by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite and load the dishwasher.

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