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Going over the top on a bicycle

By on July 8, 2007 in Humour, Recreation

It is a funny article. Read this quite carefully:

I do like riding bicycles. I like riding them to the shop to buy a newspaper, then riding them home to read it, preferably in bed. In summer, I sometimes even ride my bike to work. Often, if the following summer is nice, I’ll ride it home.

Going over the top on a bicycle – CNN.com

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Ikea job interview

By on July 4, 2007 in Humour

ikea

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A Few Things You Should Almost Never Say to People

By on July 3, 2007 in Humour

The one about kindergarten is funny.

Notes of an Anesthesioboist: A Few Things You Should Almost Never Say to People

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Crazy paint jobs on vehicles

By on June 30, 2007 in Humour

paint job on car

From BoredStop.com

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See what the new iPhone can do

By on June 3, 2007 in Humour, technology

Dvorak.org/blog

Also check out this.

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Dvorak Uncensored » The E! True Hollywood Story — Cursors

By on May 20, 2007 in Humour

Click here to find out how your cursor moves on the computer. Note, there is sound also.

From:
Dvorak Uncensored » The E! True Hollywood Story — Cursors

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Fingers And Tubes In Every Orifice: Quote of the Night

By on May 18, 2007 in Humour

You have to draw the line on any job:

“Sir, as a nurse, I will clean your ass, I will wipe your ass, I will even stick my fingers up your ass. I will exhaust every effort to save your ass. BUT, I will NOT go so low as to kiss your ass. And rest assuredly, if you continue to piss me off, I will not hesitate to kick your ass! Now plant your ass down or I will take your temperature with my boot!”

Fingers And Tubes In Every Orifice: Quote of the Night

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Criticism of Ken Rockwell in a funny way

By on May 6, 2007 in Humour

Time to Think – Ken Rockwell Facts

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Rules for Entering Alberta Now

By on May 6, 2007 in Humour

Regarding the 12 new rules for entering Alberta:

  1. Bring your own house.
  2. If going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school and hospital.
  3. If going to Edmonton, wear your flak jacket. This is the murder capital of Canada.
  4. If driving to Edmonton, it is also the auto theft center of Canada.
  5. If you are bringing drugs, head to West Edmonton Mall, the drug capital of Canada.
  6. If you are looking for work, look no further. Minimum wage is $5.60/hour.
  7. If you work downtown, parking costs $ 8.00/hour.
  8. If you are able to buy a house in Calgary, why not spend the money on a 15 year holiday.
  9. If you drive a Hummer, look out. We have the highest gas prices in Canada. ( The Alberta Advantage.)
  10. In Edmonton we have 5 hospitals. 10 years ago we had 7. Don’t come here sick.
  11. In Calgary the population has exploded. The last road was paved 12 years ago. Calgary is a no parking zone.
  12. Remember the Cowboys etc. beating the Indians? It is payback time. They own all the Casinos here.

Edmonton even has a hockey team that was so bad this year that they took out a full page ad in the papers to apologize. But no tickets were refunded.

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Bread is dangerous

By on May 3, 2007 in Humour

More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread

.. and more
bread.html

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